by Dr i check for pussy disorders August 20, 2018
a wonderful most caring guy. he looks like he doesnt care from time to time but he's EXTREMELY loving.
by saudemonie August 20, 2021
by dancingqueer May 17, 2019
When you beat the fuck out yo dick, but then the moment you cum you realize you just watched or thought of the worst shit ever and you probably goin to hell now!
Yea my day ain't been goin well, woke up this morning and had a oh fuck nut! Thought of that chubby skank Jessica but then I realized she's a filthy cunt and I shouldn't have touched myself to her
by BryJ December 18, 2018
Slang for a gentleman's ridiculously (and quite obviously) over-stuffed package. AKA: Nether regions/"Johnson" area/dude who is shoving socks in his briefs. A dude whom totally has a roll of quarters shoved down there.
"Hey Jareth, the "Goblin King", could you wear some looser pants, ya almost poked my eye out with your tight, ass, ballerina, pants, that sport your gigantic "Oh yes!".
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"
by AnnieFace21 December 07, 2020
Me: Ight bet, lemme just go jump off a mountain without a parachute.
You: oh ye, like lemme just, right hand first, put your left hand on top.... then i mop....mop..mop
You: oh ye, like lemme just, right hand first, put your left hand on top.... then i mop....mop..mop
by Dblock the Legend July 20, 2021
by Marcopickelig April 29, 2022