Ally Monkey

The most beautiful girl in the world.

Wow look at Ally Monkey shes so beautiful

by LJS73 January 7, 2022

Ice Monkey

Racial slur used to refer to Finnish people

Jorma is an absolute mud hut living ice monkey!

by Why did Amanda leave me April 14, 2021

monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

golden monkey

A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice..

Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.

Hey can I get a golden monkey?

by ILTGM February 3, 2010

northern monkey

Any male from the North of England who is dull witted and probably works down a mine.

"Hull is full of northern monkeys"

by J March 28, 2003

butt monkey

A nickname for Wal-Mart employees.

Kimbo Dumas is a Butt-Monkey.

by Karl Emerson Infidel Angelos III August 3, 2003

monkey fist

Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect.

I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.

by Alistair Finch July 30, 2006