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Laws

Really, all laws are made up, since they are a creation of humans.
When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
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Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.
"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"
by gosgal July 19, 2017
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co-great-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandnephew's wife.
My co-great-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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co-grandpibling-in-law

The spouse of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
My co-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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first cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
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Donnelly's Law

Through self-selection critics of Bitcoin become dumber and less numerous the higher that the USD:BTC price goes. As the last remaining no-coiners, they clutch onto prior beliefs to rationalise away the new economic reality that they cannot comprehend and espouse it loudly to either prevent the inevitable, find company or appease prior fiat-Keynes overlords. Price and stupidity of this group appear to be correlated, while their population number is inversely correlated.
"What they really should do is back Bitcoin with USD!" Slow down egg head, you appear to be demonstrating Donnelly's Law.
by Igdrasa June 9, 2021
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