The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

Gurt/Kevin in slang

A common word meaning Ethan Grobbler wants my hard cock

Ts o Gurt/Kevin in slang

by ClipsEli May 11, 2025

A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.

Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.

by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025

Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them

vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

No Kevin, not you

When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.

Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.

Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.

Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you

by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025