PB&J

Porta-potty Blow Job

I went to the beach last week and got the best PB&J of my life!

by D_Papps May 23, 2018

J. Paul Givey

Da lesser-known "benevolent counterpart" to da infamous penny-pinching oil-baron; unlike his Scroogeian contemporary, he started out super-wealthy and gradually distributed his finances to those in need.

I have only a small emergency-fund and a super-modest income from SSI and Food Stamps, yet the town moochers seem to view me as a regular J. Paul Givey!

by QuacksO July 1, 2020

J Guri

A god.

"Who the fuck is J Guri?"

by JGuri March 19, 2021

Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

M+J

Means Makaila and Justin. I love you girl. Never forget

What were their names? I think it was M+J

by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025

gettin the j done

Hooking up with a chick, working your magic on that bitch, and gettin that d wet.

Well, were you gettin the j done or pussying out, man?

by Mighty Mighty Motherf***er January 17, 2009

J-bedes

When someone lives like a pig and is on the fast track for Type 2 diabetes.

That guy needs to exercise, he can't keep living like J-bedes.

by Iggypop December 22, 2013