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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
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the renegade house

A sitcom featuring a demon lord, shy nerd, pancake lover, multi-dimensional clown, fairy pirate, aquatic elf, ginger skateboarder, blonde avenger with magic chains, 2010 style cat that draws, and a wild wolf boy. It was hosted on an obscure television channel, ultimately getting cancelled due to its lack of popularity and overwhelmingly bizarre concept that it failed to pull off in the same way as The Amazing World of Gumball.
"Have you seen the renegade house?"
"Yeah, I think producers are running out of ideas..."
by mintred February 8, 2022
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House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house
Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.
by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022
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Shot-House

Formerly: a place to go to buy "a shot" of liquor if you are underage, or if the area is a devoid of bars.

Recently: a place to buy liquor or drugs, and if things go badly, you could get shot.

The locations are usually at "holes-in-the-wall" or is on a "back road". You are generally allowed in if someone knows you as an acquaintance (or "friend"), otherwise you are watched suspiciously and it could end badly. They do not have a license to sell open containers nor to sell alcohol to-go so participants generally avoid police, State Alcohol Beverage Control Department, and ATF (and DEA). Participants also may come and go high or intoxicated, much like at an actual bar.
Kelly: The shot-house has too many cars halfway in the narrow street now that it is payday.
Ken: There is as much scrap metal on the ground from beer cans as there are shell casings at that shot-house.
by T3CHN0PH0B3 September 10, 2021
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Shot-House Hopping

If two shot-houses are near to each other; usually connected by adjoining property, nearby parking, or related ownership. This allows participants to walk between the two without having to drive.
Ryan: That backyard dog makes a great bouncer for this Shot-House Hopping event. If you walk to close to it while you are drunk it's chain trips you on your face!
Dana: That's what makes the difference between a Hopping and a crawl!
Ryan: (Drunk, Rolling on the ground laughing)
by T3CHN0PH0B3 September 10, 2021
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Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
by Infolover69 September 11, 2021
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Maxwell house

A company that might be as in trouble as taxis and many other companies if they don't wake up with a cup of their own coffee and fight.
Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
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