Bird

A bird is a scritching attention seeking flick ing food maniac who loves attention and is very popular in the pet community don’t get me started on when they steal ur food 😔 but for the most part they are so

Nice to have if u do enough research or understand there body language there ur best friends

And no I didn’t just describe my bird...*guilty*

😔Ugh I HATE that lil bird she think she’s sooo cool ugh!

Ugh I would never lie to her she such a bird 🌸

by Goosperon May 24, 2021

Bird

A bird is a scritching attention seeking flick ing food maniac who loves attention and is very popular in the pet community don’t get me started on when they steal ur food 😔 but for the most part they are so

Nice to have if u do enough research or understand there body language there ur best friends

And no I didn’t just describe my bird...*guilty*

😔Ugh I HATE that lil bird she think she’s sooo cool ugh!

Ugh I would never lie to her she such a bird 🌸

by Goosperon May 24, 2021

Magestic Sea Bird

A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.

“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”

by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021

bird crashed into my window

literally a bird crashing into a window
🏠🐦 (explained in emojis)

Timmy : MOMMY! :( THIS BIRD CRASHED INTO MY WINDOW!!
Timmy's Mom : Let me See- TIMMY THAT IS AN EAGLE LET IT GO RIGHT NOW!
Timmy : *Pets Bird*
Eagle : *Grabs Timmy And Flys Away*
Timmy's Mom : Oh well he was annoying anyways..

by cat hotdog August 15, 2021

Bird

(Noun) A slang term used to refer to a man's penis. Less offensive and often used lightly with children.

Jimmy you can't wear those pants without underwear, you can see your whole bird.

by anonymous August 18, 2021

great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it

Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.

by pseudonysu August 22, 2021

grabbing the bird

euphemism for masturbation

During the conference call, Cap was embarrassed after yelling at her son to stop grabbing the bird

by bretticus_decimus_meridius August 26, 2021