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The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.
It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.
by MenoDrive September 13, 2024
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lol bananas

this is how you would describe something that you find is funny but has no meaning or reason to be funny
he look theres a cat "lol bananas"

i saw my friend talking to the girl he likes "lol bananas"
by trololol lol bananas April 17, 2013
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Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.
by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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Blue banana

They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured
by Bwig bwue bababa bwead July 28, 2023
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bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?
kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW
by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022
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banana product

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.
- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.
by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020
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