Ass Wheelie

When a dog or cat drags its behind along the floor for a good wipe / remove worms. Also see dog wheelie.

Cant believe that fuckin cat of mine. Came home last night to find it doing an ass wheelie on mi pillow.

by milnofshkie January 28, 2013

Juice that ass

To squeeze an ass, like squeezing a fruit to get the juice out of it. To 'juice' that ass.

Juice that juice that ass, do it slow do it fast. Pump that pump that pump that ass, do it slow, do it fast. I got juice.

by Mere and Log October 2, 2013

ass torqued

when a dude gives it to you in the ass a little too hard

John: "KT why are you having such a hard time sitting down?"

KT: "I got ass torqued last night..."

by gogators1088 June 19, 2012

chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.

Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes

by duxa August 11, 2012

Ocean Ass

A severely progressed form of "Swamp Ass" that most commonly occurs in Big Booty Bitches, who can't fully manage to keep their crack hygienic.

My hoes, have been working out lately trying to loose their ghetto booties, only problem is, they're working up such a sweat they're getting the Ocean Ass.

by D-Rone 3 February 22, 2011

Ass Downs

When your ass falls asleep or begins to hurt during long term sitting sessions.

Dude that 5 hour car drive gave me a serious case of the ass downs. I gotta get out and walk around.

by DBdude February 24, 2011

Ass Fever

1) When one is infatuated with the ass. 2) The std passed from donkeys to humans.

Wow, Chris is soo obsessed with Lindsey's ass; he's got ass fever!

Oh my goodness Kelly you performed in a donkey show?! You should get checked out to make sure you don't have ass fever.

by Blythe_Higgens February 26, 2011