American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

cutie pie rizz

Cutie pie rizz is when you try to rizz up a girl with your rizz. Now this only works in certain scenarios and if you use it to much and i mean more than 50% of the time you will end up in the friend zone. If your friend ever says that this is wrong just remember have you ever actually seen him or her interact with his or her female or male friend, No not really, you’ve probably never actually seen it so tell him or her to STFU and stop ruining your chances with a girl.

Dang man you rizzing her up with that cutie pie rizz.

by Liaza Yruke August 8, 2023

Mud pie

When you give your girlfriend laxatives and then anal her.

Erick: yo i bough some laxatives today and was thinking about trying a mud pie

Josh: thats sick bro just make sure she gives you head afterwards
Erick: thats genius bro

by Skirka October 31, 2021

Pussy Pot Pie

When you're eating a girl out and throw upin the pussy, but continue to eat her out.

Girl1: "Some douchebag pussy pot pied me last night"

Girl2: "Ew wtf"

by DICKBALS March 28, 2024

hand pie

When you jerk of in your own hand, then use the cum as lubricant for fisting.

She walked in while i was madturbating, so came in my hand and gave her a hand pie.

by 33anathird November 30, 2020

Butt pie

But pie is when people have anal sex and then go down on each other.

#1 Man, I clowned that girl. # 2 How? I have her a Butt pie, but I didn't eat back!

by Sasha#forgetaboutit February 9, 2019

Brown suga Pie

When you shit in an aluminum pan queef on it and mix it with Milk eggs and brown sugar and bake it for 20 minutes.

I made mom a “brown suga pie” for her birthday

by Cock chamber 123 May 29, 2020