sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.

“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls”

by mazza98 January 18, 2023

Deading

THE PROCESS OF EDITING ASMR

the process of death boom boom you dead bitch. Deading also means heading to your death RUN HOE RUN. So in conclusion it’s dying but sadder

The biscuit in your liver is deading

by friendsforeverlol123 May 5, 2019

Dead-Rat Beats

Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.

His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram
He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....

Socials:
Instagram - dedrat.beatz

Wow! That dead-rat beats concert was so sick, my favourite line is..... (dedrat.beatz on instagram to find out)

Dead-rat beats raps make me feel different about the way rats are treated in modern society, they are truly majestic creatures!

by way2cool4usmeglets June 23, 2022

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

Ayub is dead ):

Ayub was driving and then a police officer pulled him over, ayub got pushed to the car, and he bended over so he could get handcuffed. All of a sudden, Ayub felt his pants being pulled down. And he felt something going inside of his stomach. Later was Ayub shot dead and killed, the weapon was penis and the shooting bullets was cum.

Me: Hey hows Ayub doing?

Policeman that cummed on him: Ayub is dead ):

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

Super eurobeating the dead horse

When something usually in the context of "beating the dead horse" is so abusively used that saying such is just not enough.

The term comes from the "violent" rhythm (as in high BPMs, not the genre itself) of Super Eurobeat music.

"Why is EA still being so greedy even after all that backlash?"
"They're just super eurobeating the dead horse when it comes to trying to extort gamer wallets..."

by Reventador427 May 15, 2018

Has me dead

When your dead and get killed again

That joke has me dead! Twice!

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019