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Beans

I got 10 beans we could use to buy chips or candy

I got 10 beans we can use to cop

- @Curlyheadmarhi on IG
by Curlyheadmarhi February 8, 2020
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Bean Dip

When a person walks up behind another person, flicks their testicles forward then runs their finger across their taint. Bean dips can also be performed from the front, you must reach under their testicles then feel for their butthole, once you have located the butthole pull your finger back towards yourself, scraping their taint in the process. A well executed bean dip will leave the victim angry and confused.
Damn bro Jimmy really bean dipped my shit yesterday, my taint still hurts.”
by 2inchpunisher May 27, 2019
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Serene bean

Serene bean, also known as a “Serena” is a interesting wild like creature. She can be known as the famous “lovely peaches” twin sister. She’s so HUGE. But she’s so beautiful.- she’s a mammoth of course- BUT SHES SO CUTESY.
That lady was wild she was acting Like such a serene bean.
by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 April 30, 2020
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Beaned

Created by USAF airmen of Mexican descent stationed in Europe who would have sex with women who had never been with a Mexican man before. Used exclusively with white europeans.
“Bro i beaned that Estonian shawty last night
“She’s been beaned bro you don’t want that”
“I thought I had beaned that girl, but I found out later she had fucked José a few months back”
“I don’t think she’s been beaned before bro, she’s never even ate menudo”
by therealairmansnuffy July 11, 2022
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Sean Bean

An extremely Rugged and hot man, who is unfortunately always dead / has been eviserated many times for no reason other than that he is too fucking hot to be allowed to exist
man 1: ay I'd go gay for Sean Bean
man 2: well that's unfortunate

man 1: why?
man 2: he's fucking dead again
by unspecified_unicorn July 20, 2020
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Beans

“Hey bro did you get it done last night?”
“Yeah for sure, I gave her the beans.”
by Jepsteins Island March 24, 2022
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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
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