It is the coolest guy on earth at first he is a bit weird but then when you get to know each other well he would do anything for you and he is such a loyal friend he is strong but hardly ever shows it he is smart but he is giving zero f*cks in school and his grades do not matter to him he has a huge dick and has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a huge general knowledge
Hey you see that guy over there?
Hey you see that guy over there?
by LOSERTHE3 January 21, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. The ideal boyfriend. Usually not very sporty, but very smart, and somewhat cocky. Rates a 6 out 10 for looks and is liked by everyone. Proud of who he is and what he can do. Tries to help people he is fond of. Has mediocre eyes that sparkle when he's excited. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend. Is an all around amazing guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
Girl: I really like Michael Shettler, I want him to kiss me.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he's such a great guy.
by LadyDigits04198804 November 22, 2021
Get the Michael Shettlermug. He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
Get the Michael Porter Masonmug. by @TheCrimsonFoker November 6, 2021
Get the Michael Moultonmug. Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011
Get the Michael Ferrermug. Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
by My name is Michael March 6, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. A fat croissant-looking piece of shit
by Certified Author May 6, 2025
Get the Michaelmug.