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two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.
This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.
by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017
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two shoulders

Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”
by Expedition17 March 23, 2024
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Seven lakh seventy two thousand

I spend time with snoop Dogg in metaverse for 5 minutes.
I did a seven lakh seventy two thousand with snoop Dogg in metaverse.
by Jenjop5839 February 14, 2025
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.
by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I
I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
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