police milk

Milk stolen from a policeman that is then found by your door or in your cereal

Have you got my police milk yet it’s so yummy

by Circle December 3, 2017

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

milked

masturbating until nothing comes out

friend: why do you look so tired
you: I milked myself last night

by DayoChan March 13, 2022

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019