arn't 

Redneck slang for an otherwise irritating word to spell its quick, efficient and phonetically spelled the way it sounds

arn't you gonna eat your steak ned?

arn't by SoultoBurn October 22, 2011

Ain't No Puppy 

A phrase, meaning that something is difficult, long, or tiresome.

If you decide to tear off and reshingle your entire roof by yourself... ain't no puppy.

Ain't No Puppy by Ryan's_Bro February 19, 2010

ain't done it

"Ain't done it (or dunnit)" is a Deep Southernism for "I emphatically repudiate your last allegation."

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"Who took the last beer in the fridge? Jimmy, was it you?"

"Ain't done it!"

ain't done it by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

It ain't that cute 

When you see something that's cute and then you look at the price.

Susie: "OMG, look at that cute shirt!"

*Susie looks at price tag.

Susie: "It ain't THAT cute!!!!

It ain't that cute by mekie24 May 21, 2010

AT&T'd 

A Major League Baseball batter who hits a long ball to the deepest parts of AT&T Park in San Francisco, only for the ball to careen off the wall or be caught by an outfielder, denying what would be a home run in almost any other ballpark. Usually used to describe hits by visiting players. Phrase coined by the San Francisco Giants' announcing team, made up of Jon Miller, Dave Flemming, Duane Kuiper, and Mike Krukow.

"Upton hits one high and deep to right-center field! Pence is going back and....it's off the bricks! Pence plays the ball on a hop and throws it in to the cutoff man, Upton into second with a double!"
"Upton just got AT&T'd. That's a home run at Turner Field in Atlanta."

AT&T'd by Boarderdudeman May 12, 2013

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat by Ashidan April 10, 2013

What Aren't I Doing?

The disarming response to the such questions as, "what are you doing?", "what are you talking about?, and "what is your problem?", substituting some words in your response to fit the question. It is a more polite way to tell that guy in english to fuck off. In order to be used correctly, you must say it the moment the question you are being asked ends. Usually starting with who, what, when, where, why or how, containing one of the contractions hasn't, aren't, won't, shouldn't, or wasn't, and containing a verb. Using it is an automatic +20 pts.

1) - U.S.A.: "who else have you bombed, afghanistan?"

- Afghanistan: "who haven't i bombed?"

2) -Jim: "God dammit, who here else has fucked my girlfriend?"
-Dan: "Honestly Jim, who hasn't fucked your girlfriend?

3)-Man 1: "What are you doing?"

-Man 2, interjecting: "I think the correct question would be what aren't i doing?

What Aren't I Doing? by Mr. Yell-O March 2, 2010