I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

smoke'n'sTroke

the act of smoking meth while masturbating. the capitalization of the letter 'T' is specifically indicative to the use of meth (or 'T'& also 'tina') being referenced to the reader by the author, as a form of "if you know, you know" code talk

"always down to smoke'n'sTroke!

by Anxious McQueen December 18, 2022

Gotta stay strong

That shit when you've been in intense bullying, but you still won't give up.

Good luck getting home, m8.

"Everydays goes the same, gotta stay strong."

by fructosedberry December 28, 2022

when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt

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i am mentally unstable

sally: i just had a stroke, ohnn90o oo8fekuhggno Ii7 Y&8y&87G8&Y(( h k j K j &i ftu

jeff: when your having a strokreknn3een5nenenmrfgt? wow thats silly can i get a large frie with thre burhgr

by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 27, 2023

due to my strong personal convictions

I wish to stress that this record in no way endorses a belief in the occult.

YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)

by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023

Something So Strong

Love can make you weep
Can make you run for cover
Roots that spread so deep
Bring life to frozen ground
Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
Turning in my sleep
Love can leave you cold
A taste of jealousy
Is like a lust for gold

Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
I've been
Feeling so much older
Frame me
And hang me on the wall
I've seen
You fall into the same trap
This thing
Is happening to us all, yeah
Something so strong
Could carry us away
Something so strong
Could carry us today
Something so strong
Something so strong
Something so strong
Something, something so strong

by Death Menace March 14, 2023

Vice Admiral Stroker

The strongest marine in one piece.

Nathan: Vice Admiral Stroker is the most powerful marine in one piece
Zack: No dude Aokiji or Akainu is def better
Nathan: shut up

by PoopManSodaCan April 22, 2023