missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017

Piss Shit

The occurrence of taking a piss and suddenly having to shit at the same time.

I had to take a simple piss but wouldn't you know it...it turned out to be a whole piss shit.

by jim917 April 24, 2018

piss stamp

When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!

"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!

by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017