Adam kIng

King charlie!!! woop

oh! that adam king is soo king charlie!

by abdul jahbar December 14, 2008

Blooket king

A person who hacks blooket but wins everytime

Damn did you see Aldo playing blooket today?
Yea he’s a blooket king

by vstaury December 21, 2021

king canute

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

King von

King von is a typical Chicago rapper that is not about that life who has no packs but Quando is smoking his pack everyday "Fuk the O block 63rd is where it's at"(King Von).

The lil btch as rapper king Von that thinks he is about that life until he gets popped while hanging out with ducka

by Quando R February 14, 2021

King Arthur's Court

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

by sk8a September 29, 2008

king father hater

father haters are a select breed of goths who share a common wardrobe of black, piercings, and bondage-wear, as well as a shared hatred of their father (read: either dear old dad, or rather, our father who art in heaven... the king, an individual who lives in north central PA is the greatest of all the father haters, thusly he is King.

KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.

"Man, Brent looks really sad today..."
"Well, duh... it's father's day and he's King Father Hater"

by a teammmmm January 21, 2008

gang bang king

the burger king version of the mcgang bang. putting a spicy chicken crisp sandwich between a buck doubles folds. bet you can't eat two of them.

yo, that bamma can eat a mcgang bang, but his ass can't devour a GANG BANG KING. What a bitch.

by commanderfudanbru March 19, 2011