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Jack Walsh

Jack Walsh is a phatt ting that has about two braincells in his head and has the face of a melted welly. He looks like a coconut and acts like one to. He plays football with his fugly friends and has breathes like there is no air in the world(#asthma). Has no bunda and ginger hair
But after all of that is a princess, nice and funny with dance moves like shakira
See that peng ting with the Shakira hips ova der, ya that must be Jack Walsh
by Yappayappayappa August 4, 2020
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Jack Brown

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die
Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!
by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020
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jack wright

by 42069420 June 2, 2020
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Jack Hind

A lanky prick who has proper gay curtains, that loves dick in his bumhole and a toe infection. Jack hind is also a person who lives inside a garage that has so job has a
Friend called jin and plays warzone all
Day wishing he was black, he also enjoys playing chicken on the motorway because he has a special disability called being a spasticated wank stane of a human.

Loves boys and also drives fords that don’t work and has a mum that gets guttered in the vag on a daily by the post man
Jack hind likes willy in the bumhole
by Madeline mccan June 23, 2020
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Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.
Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."
by AfroN December 27, 2012
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jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.
"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."
by noisebastard August 31, 2012
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frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it
I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning
by Rinuji October 14, 2013
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