Skip to main content

infiniti dogged

When one is kicked in the balls from behind, and is forced to leave the ground due to the extreme power of the kick
damn that fool just got infiniti dogged
by dick c. normis July 15, 2009
mugGet the infiniti doggedmug.

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018
mugGet the Dog Logmug.

Blue Dog

slang for a police officer, less controversial than calling them pigs, but holds more disdain than just calling them a cop.
"blue" from the color of their uniform, "dog" for several reasons, including their use of drug sniffing dogs and police dogs, they are expected to follow orders, they can be violent, sniffing their noses in people's business, etc. etc.
A: man some blue dog pointed a gun at my brother just cause he was walkin around his own neighborhood!

A: hey man how's it goin? you get any trouble from blue dogs lately?
B: nah man, there's nothin on me for those hounds to sniff out anyway
by tuffluck April 17, 2020
mugGet the Blue Dogmug.

The dog's danglers.

Scottish- 1. Describing something a being good. Similar to the English expression ' the dog's bollocks'.
2. A dogs testicles.

Shortened abbv. Dog's dangs.
That car is the dog's danglers.
by G to the fucking 00 June 5, 2018
mugGet the The dog's danglers.mug.

Aqua Dog

When you’re dedicating in a body of water and the fecal mater becomes so long that it becomes a tail floating on the surface of the water while still being connected to your anus
Verb: Man, Richard sure had quite the aqua dog at the pool yesterday.

Predicate noun: You’re being such an aqua dog!
mugGet the Aqua Dogmug.

Dog Slave

A term used in olden times to represent that the person this term is being used on is a dog; of little importance and is also a slave; a person who is also a slave.
Sharkqueshadevonhumon III: DOG SLAVE!

Joe Mama: I am indeed a dog slave for I have sinned. Please grant me the pleasantries of death and make it quick as to get rid of a nuisance to society.
by zxa lol March 6, 2021
mugGet the Dog Slavemug.

Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021
mugGet the Schrödinger's Dogmug.

Share this definition