Bean feast

When you shove a bunch of pinto beans up your pee hole and then shoot them out whether alone, with a lover or at a gala event.

Did you go to Todd's place over the weekend?

Hell yeah man, an epic bean feast for all! Pinto beans flying everywhere!

by Binghies June 3, 2024

Bean Funk

Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans

Bro looks like he has the bean funk.

by Anon.y.nona June 13, 2024

Bean Wreckers

A descriptor used to describe destructive birds that damage healthy and viable bean plants. Bird damage by bean wreckers has been widely documented by watchersofbirdniagarachapter

The bean wreckers have destroyed 9 out of the 12 bean plants in my garden.

by Watchersofbirdniagarachapter June 21, 2024

beancells

One quarter of a human braincell

I have 2 beancells

by Zacht174 July 23, 2024

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

bean dogged

getting bean dogged is when you look stupid by mistyping something or get bamboozled by your autocorrect.

person1: did you know each german region has their own bean dog not multiple
person1: oh i meant "has their own brand if not multiple"
person2: you just got bean dogged bro

by ceriath August 6, 2024

Bean Huddle

When a group of girl friends get together in a huddle and simultaneously flick each other’s beans.

The girls skipped wine night and went straight into a bean huddle—because nothing says friendship like catching a good flick.

by Chefboyarbri December 12, 2024