Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Anal

Love

Give me anal

by blue waffles January 23, 2021

anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good

andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”

by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017

Horse Anal

When you have anal sex with a horse.

Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice

by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 5, 2023

anal crossing

The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.

Jim and I pulled so hard but it was in so deep we just made an anal crossing

by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021

Anal popn

Anal popn is somthing that’s so spicy or amazing Cuh it makes ur anal POP OUT,, ya feel me

(Example 1)

Bitch one:damn he’s fine

Bitch two: mannn he’s anal popn

Hoe 1: do uu think I should get this g string ?

Hoe 2: YES BITCH THATS FUCKN ANAL POPN

by Masterbigdxddy May 24, 2018

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

by Analdickrape February 20, 2018