Michael

The introverted teen reading this right now

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.

by cheems1 March 7, 2022

Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG

John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED

by E@$t0n June 1, 2021

Michael 'Fresh' Cedar

The freshest man in the universe who's freshness stuns everybody especially when they see him and his FRESH PANTS! This wise man also known as the Cokemaster (or cebarboi) can 100% guarantee everything. He loves Honey. Wise quotes from this stud is "Coke is healthier than water" , "I didnt saw him" "I proudly identify as a mythical reptile ;)" etc. Meeting this man should be the number one thing on your bucket list as he truly is a one of a kind fresh guy. Einstein, Newton, Schmidt, these are the names of the most intelligent men to be alive on this earth; however, none of these wise men were able to discover the Law of 89 or more specifically known as Genna's Law. This law says that when somebody guarentee's 100% the true maximum they can produce is only 89% . This law defies all laws of physics, coke and chemistry but thus far this law is 100% guaranteed to be true.

Michael 'Fresh' Cedar has fresh pants but he dogs the boys!

by mishcyda April 24, 2017

Michael Crenshaw

he funny and likes Fortnite and kisses the bros goodnight every night

Andrew: yo bro did you know Michael Crenshaw likes to give me bedtime kisses
Friend: no way.... me too !!!

by batmankeira12127 December 2, 2023

Michael world

a county that one of my teachers made up just for fun, but then all of us kids took it seriously!! mIcHaEl WoRlD rOxX mUh SoXx!!!!

Teacher: for example you would have to ask the principle about putting up a flyer for starting your own country?
Kiddo: hah yeah i think michael should start a country!
Michael: yeah i wanna start michael world

OR>>>
MICHAEL WORLD!! population: 8

by Klansee July 16, 2008

Michael Rouse

A really fun, kind and care free person (in a good way). he is always there to cheer you up, an amazing soccer with hella good thunder thighs;) and really friken attractive, amazing body and an amazing person.

there’s Michael Rouse wow his thunder thighs are impressive

by dara berger August 28, 2019

Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself

Michael is always suckin and fuckin

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024