Wet Lampshade

Man:Wow, Kelly is such a wet lampshade.
Lady: oh i know right.
Kelly: derf...

by Mr. "Fish" December 25, 2010

wet teddy bear table

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 3, 2022

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

Usually involves jizzon a glass window. Often involves a nude women on the other side

I wet windowed the shower whe my chick came in the bathroom in only skin

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard

She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge

by Noname4655322 August 7, 2021