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Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
by Crippily Crepe January 17, 2021
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the birds and the bees

how babys are made
up in vagina
and dicks
mom what are the birds and the bees
by adfstdyuibh June 1, 2022
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Georgia Bird Bath

Finger your girl till she cum on your hand then let her pee on your hand. Use the cum as soap and the pee as water. When done, use her farts to dry your hands.
"Bruh my girl just gave me the best Georgia Bird Bath ever!"
by Hand washing August 9, 2016
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Bird

It's the word.
Don't you know about the bird? Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
by evil turtle 8001 October 24, 2020
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James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK
Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me
by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021
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Bird feeding

The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.
I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding
by Pkerr002 May 14, 2022
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Bird

Bro your such a fucking bird . You a bird if you can't open a door.
by Tall nigga18 October 13, 2016
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