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cyclops meat clown

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?
by Rod Fury May 2, 2006
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little meat package

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards
by porkiies February 2, 2020
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Montreal Meat Pie

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.
Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.
by manswer April 29, 2009
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Midnight Meat Train

1.) An extremely badass movie.

2.) A word meaning a black man's penis
"Have you seen Midnight Meat Train?"
"No I don't like black cock."
"What the fuck, no the movie dipshit"
"Oh oh oh oh, yeah totally I love that movie."
by TimKretschmer July 29, 2009
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Mexican Meat Muncher

The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.
Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"

Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."
by Zakhaev October 4, 2010
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When your female cousin sits on your face and overlaps her meat flaps across each of your cheeks. She then rides your face until she sprays all over it.
"Rachel gave me another Kentucky Meat Shower in the bathroom at the family reunion again this year. It's quickly becoming my favorite family tradition."
by Nerdi_D May 3, 2020
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Huck your meat

Hitting a huge jump. Can be either snowboarding or skiing
Just throwing yourself off of a jump even though you know you are going to get hurt
by anonymous November 17, 2003
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