To find out if YOU are a Michael, ask yourself the following questions:
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
"Am I a noob?"
"Do I want to be like my friend's girlfriend because she's cool?"
"Am I bad at Fortnite?"
"Do I fail a lot?"
If you answered YES to all of these, you are a Michael. Too bad.
Person A: My friend challenged me to a 1V1 earlier, but he failed at 11 kills to 1.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
Person B: Maybe your friend is a Michael.
by notanoob101 July 26, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. This term signifies extreme bitterness, often exhibited in unpredictable behavior, including suddenly speaking negatively about others despite previous friendly interactions
by Inini February 27, 2024
Get the Michael Magzmug. by whateverboi December 6, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. by dawhatandwhenandwhy February 13, 2010
Get the Michael Reniemug. guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"
by Silhouyata February 1, 2020
Get the Reverse Michael Jacksonmug. When your guy comes home from work in his stodgy office clothes and you rip his clothes off of him and fuck him to gangster rap, preferably Geto Boys.
by Allimac September 7, 2020
Get the A Michael Boltonmug. Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.
Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls
by hyqothetical October 24, 2022
Get the Michael Xiangmug.