A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm
Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?
Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
by Voxman June 8, 2022
Get the Steinburg Takemug. I N D I A N T A K I N'
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Definition(s):
GASLIGHTING & EMOTIONAL GANGSTALKING
as Noun:
(informal, fraudulent) The act of returning something to someone that was taken from them; under the pretense of not keeping it permanently, and then taking it back later on, or replacing it with a doppelganged replacement instead.
as GangsTalk:
(simplified) To take something, keep it for awhile, and return it.
as Legal:
To acquire property, actual or intellectual, by physical, virtual or electronic means, of another person, with the intent to deprive the owner of use and possession thereof; with the intent to cause physical, emotional or psychological distress as a result of any coarse of conduct relating to the property owner.
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Attack Plan | 4 ANCHORING Subterfuge Required
Take something (without permission) from the Targeted Individual "T.I.", and keep possession of it.
Return the object to the T.I. after a significant amount of time has passed, (without them knowing,), by PLACING IT WHERE THE T.I. WOULDN'T USUALLY KEEP IT; (EX: Mail Box, Front Door Welcome Matt, Bathtub, Freezer, or Under the Pillow, so the T.I. 'suddenly' discovers it.
(Indirect Communication is Compreheded)
Wait to observe/hear from the T.I., directly or indirectly, about this Attack Plan.
Dude 1:
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
I was Indian Taking last night and borrowed that scooter for a ride last night but the battery died on me."
Dude 2:
"That sucks bro! What did you do then?"
Dude 1:
"I returned it and put it in the bathtub."
by Gossip's With Wind December 5, 2022
Get the Indian Takingmug. When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.
by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023
Get the I’ll take a Pasadenamug. Telling everyone loudly, in a very confident manner that you are going to take care of a task that will never get done.
by Bama Al March 2, 2021
Get the Gene will take care of itmug. Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got
by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023
Get the Don’t Take Her She’s All I Gotmug. Straight grabbing a girl by her pony tail, or hair in general, and putting her where you want; can be combined with follow up moves (similar to a Mortal Kombat combo, e.g. Pony pull take down to a throat throttle)
Example 1: Jake was walking out in the sunshine the other day and saw a blonde 10 that he had to have so he approached and proceeded with a pony pull take down to a throat throttle.
Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.
Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.
Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
Example 2: Louis decided it was a good day to go out and get some more travel points on his credit card by purchasing a Nuru massage. On his way, he came across a double D bubble butt that he g-string snapped followed by a pony pull take down to a cum all over her D’s.
Example 3: Hayden was out giving the sobriety thing a try sucking down his 6th iced tea because his friend let him know he’s doing a 90-day detox while he was sipping on a Mai Tai from a beach somewhere. A tight bodied bikini babe walked by after snorkeling and when she removed her goggles Hayden proceeded to pony pull take down to the ground followed by a little additional buss in her eyes.
Example 4: Paul was fixing the ceiling fan when the doorbell rang. It was Girl Scouts selling cookies with their pack leader - a fresh out of college cheerleader that needed some discipline, so Paul dismissed the troops and did a pony pull take down on that cheerleader to a pony tail ceiling fan tie off to the finger blast or ass spank on each revolution guessing game to a buss in the pussy and finished the job by buying 2 boxes of lemon cookies and sending cheerleader back to her troops.
by kingkongbingbongdingdong September 23, 2022
Get the Pony Pull Take Downmug. Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more
by kahramanj July 31, 2019
Get the Take the Rough with the Smoothmug.