Penis putting

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting.

Your partner puts a grape or other small round fruit on your penis, sucks it off yells "FORE!" and spits it into your mouth. Penis Putting. She Penis Putted me" I explained to my neighbor last night after they heard her yelling "FORE!" and wondered what is going on next door?

by OpheliMike August 25, 2023

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

by chicken launcher February 21, 2023

Face Penis

Someone who wears their mask but still exposes their nose

Look at that guy in a crowded tube exposing his face penis

by 26081993 September 12, 2020

penis valve

The act of jamming your penis into a faucet to stop the flow of the water

Jimmy broke the sink so he had to use a penis valve

by Waffles magoo September 4, 2016

penis jacket

actually a fleshlight

Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.

by Y2KX June 25, 2016

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

penis platter

A derogatory term for poorly cooked beef.

Christopher told Dick that he did not enjoy his rubbish penis platter.

by Asfandyarar January 25, 2008