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Drowsy Jack

The act of masturbating to become drowsy so it is easier to fall asleep.
I had 3 Red Bulls before bed so I had to drowsy jack to fall asleep.

I was so wound up last night that I had to drowsy jack 3 times to fall asleep.
by Pathetic White Guy February 18, 2012
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Jack and Chloe

these two are perfect together. Both of them are perfect in their own ways. Chloe is a beautiful stunning person. If you've ever seen a jack and Chloe you would know
p1: dude those two are perfect together

p2: yeah they're totally a jack and Chloe
by baby sammich June 24, 2016
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Jack Justice

A memer who plays Minecraft and the leader of the Gamer Clan and is against boomers. He also plays Pokémon Go and a great friend.
by Thick Narwhal November 10, 2019
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Head Jacks

Giving Oral Sex to Male from Female or Receiving Oral Sex from Female to Male..(Female giving to Male) In other words getting some Dome or Head or Brain.
Man, last night I picked up this chick at the Bar and took her to my car and she gave me Head Jacks.

The other day my ol' lady gave me some Chilly Head Jacks!
by Bryan13 August 1, 2008
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Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.
Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.
by Robel December 31, 2008
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Jack Hind

A lanky prick who has proper gay curtains, that loves dick in his bumhole and a toe infection. Jack hind is also a person who lives inside a garage that has so job has a
Friend called jin and plays warzone all
Day wishing he was black, he also enjoys playing chicken on the motorway because he has a special disability called being a spasticated wank stane of a human.

Loves boys and also drives fords that don’t work and has a mum that gets guttered in the vag on a daily by the post man
Jack hind likes willy in the bumhole
by Madeline mccan June 23, 2020
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jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.
Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.
by Teddy313 April 5, 2018
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