TURKEY JACKED

THE ART OF STEALING SOMEONES TURKEY EARLY THANKSGING MORNING BEFORE THEY ARE AWAKE WILE LEAVING A NOTE TO HAVE THANKS GIVING ELSEWERE.

I WOKE UP TO START COOKING THE TURKEY ONLY TO FIND A NOTE IN THE FREZZER THAT SAYES GO TO AUNT BETTYS FOR THANKS GIVING .I WAS TURKEY JACKED.

by STEVENHDM November 24, 2011

Jacky Jack

Originating in Francia: 1. marijuana cigarette or joint 2. cigarette rolled with tobacco & marijuana 3. physical cannabis

1. Would you like to roll a Jacky Jack? 2. Do you have any Jacky Jack to smoke?

by Justin D Turner January 6, 2009

Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008

Jack Hind

A lanky prick who has proper gay curtains, that loves dick in his bumhole and a toe infection. Jack hind is also a person who lives inside a garage that has so job has a
Friend called jin and plays warzone all
Day wishing he was black, he also enjoys playing chicken on the motorway because he has a special disability called being a spasticated wank stane of a human.

Loves boys and also drives fords that don’t work and has a mum that gets guttered in the vag on a daily by the post man

Jack hind likes willy in the bumhole

by Madeline mccan June 23, 2020

Jack Brown

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die

Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!

by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012

Head Jacks

Giving Oral Sex to Male from Female or Receiving Oral Sex from Female to Male..(Female giving to Male) In other words getting some Dome or Head or Brain.

Man, last night I picked up this chick at the Bar and took her to my car and she gave me Head Jacks.

The other day my ol' lady gave me some Chilly Head Jacks!

by Bryan13 August 1, 2008