Just as a candied apple is made, A crack apple is first assembled by taking a nice large shiny red apple and shoving a popsicle stick in it. Next you must take a 9 inch skillet and place it over a vat of lard on low flame. Place the perferred crack serium (baking soda, Some of that shiny fish scale scama shit, and a lil love). Brew it until the oily cheese starts forming on the top. Dip and rotate the apple until the cheese coats and cools to a urine/amber color. Removing the core is optional, but must be replaced by either more crack or candy.
Trick or treat in the ghetto can be rewarding, Candies, chocolate and crack apples are abundant on hslloween!
by fo zum April 26, 2009
Get the crack applemug. Kylie Minogue, OBE (born 28 May 1968), often known simply as Kylie, is an Australian singer, songwriter, and actress.
by Blue Billy June 29, 2015
Get the Crack Whoremug. by ambitious_creepygirl November 18, 2021
Get the Crack Babymug. Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .
by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023
Get the cracking 4smug. by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018
Get the crack fuzzmug. One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
Get the crack-alackymug. A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.
Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.
Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.
Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019
Get the Degenerate crackmug.