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Schrödinger’s Pussy

Shrödinger’s Pussy is the correct description for the private parts of a transgender person.

Since the outlawing of the “cup and squeeze gender test” pioneered by the eminent Professor C Dundee, the latest approach advocated by trans-activists is the Schrödinger’s Pussy experiment.

Their rules dictate that claimed gender gives no indicator of expected sexual apparatus and additionally that gender must in no circumstances be assumed or pre-judged.

Before engaging in superposition or other quantum gender affirmative entanglement therefore, it is advisable that an assessment of the nature of the physical manifestation of the lady or man pussy should be undertaken.

In accordance with the laws of transgenderism this event cannot take place until the box (pants) are opened, at which point the trans-waveform collapses into one of two possible realities.

Only then may a prospective sexual partner discovers if pussy is soft and gentle or an angry un-neutered tomcat that wants to spit in your face.

Happy dating experience young dudes!

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I love surprises so gonna get me some Schrödinger’s Pussy tonight
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dictionary pussy

Having a perfect looking pussy, like what you would see in the dictionary's example picture; one that isn't beefy, flappy, or otherwise deformed.
by Ascension July 2, 2007
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pussy be yankin

My pussy be yankin is a song by (Lady)
My pussy be yankin only when i am drinking
by kingofallthieves November 13, 2011
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designer pussy

1.When a woman seeks surgery to enhance her vagina.
2.When a woman is self concious about the way her netherlips look, she will often opt for a designer pussy.
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I want my designer pussy to look just like Jenna Jameson's!
by Anal Bleach January 20, 2006
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pussy clot

Similar to a blood clot, this type occurs in the female vagina, usually during a menstrual cycle.

It's also sometimes used as an insult.
Jeanie: Damn Claire, I've got a pussy clot again.
Claire: Aw, that sucks. I haven't had one of them in ages.

Mike: C'mon ya fuckin' pussy clot!
Dave: Ya batty!
by JazzJazz December 14, 2008
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Pussy Comma

Sometimes you can't necessarily get some good pussy from a hot chick so you have to get some bad pussy from an ugly chick to show a fine girl that you care. Then you get the good pussy.
I had to go through some tough pussy comma last night to get what I wanted.
by Zedediah June 5, 2005
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Pussy Hat

An outward display by way of pink sock-like headgear of a prolapsed mind. Like its Pink Sock counterpart, the pussy hat results from allowing oneself to be repeatedly abused, in this case by the progressive ideology and victim culture.
I have never seen so many pussy hatters and cucks this far from Madison, the revolution is at hand!
by Wub Fur January 1, 2019
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