This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
Get the Newtons Lawmug. The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
by Shhhitsbrit November 21, 2022
Get the The sacred sister lawmug. sibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the sibling-in-lawmug. Spouse's grandpibling's husband.
My granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the granduncle-by-marriage-in-lawmug. 
CTB's law says that when someone is having a public meltdown online, they will, given enough time and public pressure, eventually circle around to defending Pedophilia/Ephebophilia.
Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
Named for when this happened to the lead singer of a has-been rock band that rhymes with Trapped.
I just know this Libertarian yelling about how rain collection laws is 2 more comments away from running headfirst into CTB's Law.
by AnWorm January 3, 2021
Get the CTB's Lawmug. "You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Intersectionsmug.