Christian boner

When a nigga christian walk out the lake with an erect cock.

"Damn Nigga! You got a real Christian boner right now."

"BLESH"

by Syko-B November 23, 2019

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!

I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.

by Reiden January 24, 2011

boner bake

Royal Honey packet and chicken bake from Costco

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025

Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.

Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021

liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 1, 2022