Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011
Get the Boner hostagemug. by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
Get the Bonermug. When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
Get the Plumbing Bonermug. 1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014
Get the Word Bonermug. by Salty sock September 26, 2021
Get the Bonermug. A person (usually an adult, and often a man,) who has an erection (i.e. a boner) via sexual arousal from pedophilic proclivities. In layman's terms, a man who gets a boner from looking at young girls/boys.
(from the opening Girls und Panzer Abridged Episode 8 by Gunmetal Stug)|
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
I hope you realize these people only think of you as a bunch of wallets with pedo-boners, (pause) think about that for a bit.
by ReizeiAkiyama August 6, 2022
Get the Pedo-bonersmug. A sex move where a man hooks up his dick to a car battery with aligator clips and then fucks his partner.
by Stumpy penis November 10, 2025
Get the Electric Bonermug.