Anal star fish

The anal starfish is when you're able to find a woman who is loose enough you can slide your hand in her butthole and high-five the last guy that was in there.

Dennis. " Yo bro...We had the best vacation in Maine.. me and my son we're in the beach and found a whole cash of star fish!"
Clay " dam bro... I met this stripper in Maine named deb ...and cashed in on her anal star fish. Met this cool guy named Aaron... Our trip was the shit! "

by Captain A ron December 25, 2020

Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021

anals

Written abbrevation for analytics. Used mainly by catalogers.

did you look at the google anals for yesterday?

by googleverbmaker2 March 27, 2015

anal budha

When ones ass has been conquered so many times by the folks in the land, and they are considered the bestest of all in blackhole sink diving.

Yo homedog meat nugget, I was ass sanding this asian cock popsicle and she was the motha fuckin anal budha!

by The Original Madcow June 29, 2009

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020

Anal Rupture

One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!

You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!

by Blownbell66 November 15, 2022

Anal

Pain in the ass

God, he's being super anal about the homework, make sure you get it done

by nicolettebisson November 5, 2021