May 31st

beat up everybody you know especially people named rudy.

oh I cant wait for may 31st il beat up rudy

by bigest of pp's November 2, 2021

may

girls can’t where makeup all month

it’s no makeup may girls can’t where makeup all month

by hehdyejsusgddjhd November 9, 2019

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 20

National pop a titty day. You must pop a titty for whoever ask.

Hey it’s may 20

by Hgrfvhko May 20, 2022

Mais

A very lovely soul trapped in the body of a girl who is always looking for something sweet to eat and screaming "Battata" whenever she has the chance, she will talk to you about random wise stuff and carry 3 KG of honey for you to another country in case you needed but she might steal your plates.

like a little child she is always bored and she usually starts each voice note with "Hi " ( in a way that's similar to ross's in friends season) and a "OH MY GAUD " will always find a way in her talk, she is the person whom with you would share food posts at 3AM , yet with her you are have a good time, have lots of laughter and whenever she feels offened she will say " OUCH"

She is a perfect person and a bundle of joy whenever she is around.

OUCH this is so Mais

by TSM January 25, 2021

14th May

The day when a generation's dreams were destroyed. Basically, a trauma.

“The 14th May elections were our last chance.”

by Efesus January 1, 2024

May 13th

A day where everyone should cancel their plan for the day and have fun at Kxos & Unur's Bday Party!!

a: Hey! It's almost May 13th.
b: So?
a: Dumbass! We must go party cuz it's Unru & Khoso's Birthdayy.

by Kkkkkkylaaa May 6, 2023