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Mars water fish

A strange creature from mars trying to raid the earth and bring their friends to earth.He is currently acting as a 12 year old kid to raid the earth.The human is currently not finishing his homework.
Person1:OMG the mars water fish is raiding the earth to day!1!1!1!1
Person2:Fr? Tell him to finish his homework first!
Person1:ye LMAFO
by nerd228922114514 June 9, 2023
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TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH
by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023
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Fish Finger Butty

When a female inserts her fingers into her unwashed vagina and then proceeds to shove her fingers up your ass
Eric: Babe i’m really horny right now
Louis: One fish finger butty coming right up
by thefishfingerer March 11, 2023
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Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.
Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."
by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023
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Jubby Fat Fish

Jubby Fat Fish is a term used to describe someone with latent homosexual tendencies, an abundance of ideas often linked to terrorism, as well as a lover of young boys and girls.

The "fish" section of the name comes from the 7 second brain span the Jubby Fat Fish has, seemingly forgetting any new information and referring back to its obsessions (often child related) and agendas (also likely child related).
Person 1: Wow I think this is really really bad

Jubby Fat Fish: NO IT ISN'T BAD YOU MUST ALL BELIEVE MY THOUGHTS I THINK IT'S VERY FANTASTIC

Person 1: It's child pornography, Jubb...
by MarshallBrigade July 5, 2021
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Orbital Fish Hook

The orbital fish hook is a predecessor to the normal fish hook used on your girl while having sex. Since the jaw is soft, pliable, and bound to tear eventually. You hook your finger inside the orbital bone of the eye to make sure you have a proper hold during coitus. If the jaw rips she is scarred forever but the orbital bone will stand the test of time.
My girl and I were doing it doggy style last night and right as I started banging her real hard I reached up and obtained the orbital fish hook... it was a little uncomfortable at first but after she saw the beauty of not having to worrying about her jaw ripping she really dug it.
by Tribaltattoo0573 April 29, 2009
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Flying Fish Buckle

Origin Barbados. The Flying Fish Buckle is a sexual position where a ladies legs are extended over her head and behind her neck.
Man, I put she in the Flying Fish Buckle last night!!!
by TaraLG June 12, 2008
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