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crack the melon

To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus.
by D Conte January 13, 2008
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cracked

When your absolutely good in a game in less than a day
dude Nitin is so cracked at this game
by killerswitch12101 October 18, 2020
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Cracked

Bro I'm fucking cracked rn and it's only 10 pm
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
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Degenerate crack

A misterious substance that goes through everybody's vascular system. Usually, people that posses an abnormal amount of it, will for the most part ruin your day, as well as their own. The *Degenerate crack* is also responsible for a the degenerate-like behaviour that people show on regular basis.
Chum1: Damn, my fellow gang member, my new employers gotta be on that *Degenerate crack*.

Chum2: Sorry to hear that, fella.

Chum1: No problems, though. I set their house on fire. So, everything should be fine.

Chum2: Glad to hear that. Hopefully, you're doing fine.
by Pseudo Stoic August 15, 2019
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justin voice crack

when your voice is fucked up and it'll take days to repair
boiiiiiiiii... you just had such a justin voice crack.
by ohwhale December 17, 2016
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Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"
by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017
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