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Cornbread Western

A modern take on the spaghetti western genre of film, but with an all black cast. Ex: The Harder They Fall.
I love this new trend in Afrocentric westerns. It’s like we’ve got Afro futurism down, so now we’re taking it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021
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western-phantom

An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
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Western Pennsylvania Curse

The unfortuante series of events when a really attractive girl is spending time with/ hooking up with a really unattractive guy. This situation is very easily seen in western pennsylvania, thus the name. Statisticians indicate that 64% of girls between the ages of 18-24 suffer from the curse. There is no known cause for the curse, only that doctors and psychologists point to major brain damage suffered at birth, probably caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
by TheWPACurse May 7, 2011
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Cornbread western

A modern Afrocentric take on the spaghetti western genre of films.
Have you seen “The Harder they Fall? ”I really love what they’re doing with these Afrocentric western films. We got the future locked down with Afro futurism, now we can take it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021
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western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
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Dirty Western

Receiving a rimjob and getting a western handjob with the thumb pointed down towards the balls.
My girlfriend gave me a Dirty Western last night ,awesome!
by Superduty99 July 9, 2018
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Western Flank

to eat the outside of a delicious corn dog, whilst keeping the weenie to slap your boyfriend's left asscheek
FirestormFilms Western Flanked me yesterday, it got me all wet and ready for the yeti
by ez11 May 13, 2016
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