Public Wash

The act of washing your hands only when there are other people there to judge your personal hygiene, for instance in a public washroom.

"Don't shake John's hand. I hear he's a public washer."

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"I was in a hurry to leave the office but my boss was in the urinal next to me so I felt like I had to do a public wash before leaving."

by AdamZodiac January 15, 2010

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washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

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Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

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Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

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Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by Dmchale8@googlemail.com August 24, 2016

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