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going skiing

To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.
OK, you three guys are going to have to ride in the back seat, I guess one of you is going skiing.
by ss-ric November 13, 2005
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water skiing

A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
by briantech September 29, 2005
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ski goggles

the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob

variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes

nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
by whiteboy69 December 2, 2007
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Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
by Hoagrbee February 18, 2009
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Skiing With The Boys

A slang phrase that means “going to do cocaine with friends”. This colloquialism is often used to discreetly inform others about passed, current, or future sessions where one partakes in the vice mentioned previously. The term “Skiing with The Boys” is unisex as to keep any and all accomplices anonymous. Much of the language surrounding the word involves many references to skiing and winter sports as to not incriminate oneself or their associates.
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Future tense
Friend 1: “Hey, do you want to go Skiing With The Boys tonight?”
Friend 2: “I would love to go Skiing With The Boys tonight. Who are we hitting the slopes with?”
Friend 1:”Just a few close friends and some girls from the bar.”

Present tense
Friend 1:”Skiing With The Boys is so much fun.”
Friend 2:*snorts a line*

Past tense
Friend 1:”I went Skiing With The Boys last night Jimmothy last night! It was crazy!”
Friend 2:”You hit the slopes with Jimmothy? He’s an Olympic level skier! Please, invite me next time.”
by JimmothyOG September 30, 2023
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Park Skiing

The place where only people with steeze can enter, yet racers somehow always get in
The domain of park rats and jib ninjas, cigarettes, discarded beer cans, butters and rotations.
My buddy and I went park skiing yesterday, but got so wasted they kicked us off the mountain.
Ughh, those annoying ass racers destroyed all the groomed snow before I could go Park Skiing.
by @somekidwhoskis May 9, 2021
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Dirty skiing

When a girl does double anal penetration and then goes skiing (giving both guys hand jobs) getting shit on her hands, dirty skiing.
Last night Maria went dirty skiing with Nick and Josh until their snow blew everywhere.
by Nightrainjosh May 3, 2016
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