After being hung over from cheep vodka I made myself a big walmat special so I could stomach the vodka.
by anonymous August 23, 2003
*random girl standing in line for a water slide* Female 1: "That girl has a WalMart booty " Female 2: "you mean her outfit cheap and her booty doesn't fit into it"
by Madammika July 17, 2017
A baby suffering FAS born to an inbred, degenerate, woman of aboriginal North American descent into the toilet of a WalMart bathroom. To be a true WalMart baby, one must be born full-term, and the mother must claim no knowledge of pregnancy, and defeat charges of Child Endangerment, and Child Abandonment by sticking to her story of loving all her children and not knowing of the pregnancy while simultaneously losing custody of several other children to Child and Family Services while awaiting trial in the farcical Canadian Judicial System.
Google "WalMart Baby Canada"...
That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...
Fucken' Canadian legal system...
That degenerate fuck-tard savage indian shit a baby into a Wal-Mart toilet, cried drunken crocodile tears, won her case and will now be allowed to raise her "WalMart Baby" in a home where Child and Family Services have deemed other children (not born into a toilet and abandoned) are not safe...
Fucken' Canadian legal system...
by Tarhoop McCracken February 25, 2010
Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.
by Cow Fish October 03, 2006
The girl over there buying that lace bra is a Walmart Hoe, she thinks she's hot shit but the frozen chicken at Walmart is hotter
by BiQueen September 26, 2016
Holding up your middle finger; also known as "flipping the bird", and giving someone "the finger". Mainly used by large-assed women driving Ford Windstar vans, with large bangs.
"Did you see that haggard redneck lady in the rusted-out soccer mom van? She really gave that bitch in the Taurus the ol' WalMart Wave!"
by Rocco the other white meat. January 19, 2017
A concerning reality that male Walmart employees stick their gentlemen's shaft into the hot ready to eat chicken.
customer (ryan): excuse me, do you have any more Walmart chicken?
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
Walmart employee (lance): don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart.
by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021