Daniel-Veganism

A specific type of veganism that manifests itself when one becomes completely deficient in every category of nutrition due to an obsessive compulsive disorder. This type of veganism usually results in the person becoming a complete recluse who wants to live alone and not contribute to society but finds this extremely hard to do because of the modern society. Usually an individual practicing Daniel-Veganism despises corporate business and can be extremely hypocritical.

"Don't tell me you have taken up Daniel-Veganism!"

by pencilpusher2 September 5, 2013

Vegan Blowjob

When you jerk off while watching a vegan perform fellatio on a dildo because they do not put meat in their mouth.

I met a really nice girl at the farmer's market, we really hit it off but I only ended up getting a vegan blowjob that night.

by The Real Wiz 76 November 25, 2019

WFPB Vegan

A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)

Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.

Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.

WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.

NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.

by Debt19 May 16, 2019

beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff

by Grassseed July 14, 2018

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.

Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)

by J420n March 5, 2020