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Douche Uniform

The combination of a lax Pennie, high socks, flip flops, sunglasses, and a baseball hat flipped 180% degrees. The douche uniform is most commonly sported by the lax bro, who will usually be seen with his girlfriend sporting the same attire.
non lax-bro-Game today?
lax bro- nah dude
non lax-bro- then whats up with the pennie?
lax bro- Bro, are you talking about?
non lax-bro- you know, the douche uniform?
lax bro- I still have no idea what you're talking bout bro
by penniedestroyer May 6, 2011
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the Unforgivables

a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in The United States a person's criminal record remains known to the Unforgiveables either for a very long period of time or for life.

(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):
son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it' hip and cool today?

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
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the Unforgiveables

(the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U): a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, an person's criminal record is 'unforgiveable, remaining on the books either for a very long period of time or for life.

NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it's hip and cool today?

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.
by Sexydimma November 9, 2012
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The Unforgivables

(the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U): a Harry Potter related term referring, collectively, to the legislative, executive, and judicial orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in North America, when a person has a criminal record, i.e. is known to the Unforgivables, it is most likely either for a very long period of time, or even for life.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it' hip and cool today.

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgivables.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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the Unforgiveables

(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):

a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.
son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself
by Sexydimma December 28, 2012
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empty uniform

A term describing a person (particularly a woman) with no personality or character; can be used to describe an office worker who is nothing but a company drone punching the clock, etc.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what do you think of that new receptionist?"

Guy 2: "She's hot for sure, but definitely an empty uniform."
by Immortal Pancake January 17, 2016
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facialy unfortunate

by asdjfhkgjutritdjg March 3, 2016
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