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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.
"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)
by deadpool408 April 15, 2014
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Stinky Turbo

Stinky Turbo is where someone blows drugs/sugar with a straw up someones butt hole
Craig bent over whilst kelly push a straw into his ass and blew coke in it. They preformed a Stinky Turbo.
by Raghh August 3, 2016
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Turbo Fail

A "Fail" that is a bigger fail than a basic fail but not quite an "Epic Fail." A Fail that is rapidly barrelling towards Epic Fail proportion.
This drive-through is a turbo fail. The parking lot exit uses the drive through lane, and you can't see cars coming from the drive through.
by Ren Corvus October 11, 2018
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Thicc Turbo

When a turbo looking dummy thicc it turns car faggits on
Michael Brogan loves a thicc Turbo he puts his cock in them without consent sadly the turbos easily escape his - 1inch destroyer
by AlcoWithNoFunds March 19, 2019
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Turbo twist

"Turbo Twist" is when a bitch twists her hand while jerking and sucking you off.

Founded by Swooper
Prosper: Hey awp i think you are a god at fortnite.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.
by SwiperThe1 June 6, 2018
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Turbo Burger

Papa T said to me yesterday that he turbo burgered teddy’s gf behind the Arby’s on west 5th.
by Big Daddy Troy November 29, 2019
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