Turkish Belt Off

When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.

“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”

“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”

“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”

by Boris Ze Sausage February 21, 2011

turkish bikini

Turkish bikini... Grow , condition, and use morrocan oil until you goatee reaches a silky shiny sheen and is long enuff to braid into your well grown pubic region...thus creating a sexy bikini.

Damn son! That's the shinyest Turkish bikini I've ever seen! ...it even covers his testicles! That's years of conditioning and patience, but gat Damn it looks worth it!!!!!

by Tripple6dippin! January 20, 2016

Turkish Hat

The act of ejaculating into your sex partner's hair.Most common after oral sex.

She didn't like the flavor of my "juice" so i gave her a Turkish hat.

by Ogasmic January 11, 2010

Turkish Sno Cone

The act of putting ice into a woman's vaginia/anus putting gasoline on your cock lighting it on fire and then engage penetration to put out the fire!

Dude I totally got a turkish sno cone by bob last night.

by IFUKMADCHIKS December 27, 2008

Turkish Wonder

1) The alias of an underworld crime lord that resides in Ohio.
2) Nickname for anyone who is Turkish and cool at the same time
3)Pornstar name.
4) Name for anyone who is white(but not white) but doesnt act in a ghetto-esque fashion.

"Those fuckers got rubbed out by the Turkish Wonder"

by The Informant February 7, 2004

turkish smurf job

When a turk tricks u into eating 1 of those joke sweets that turns your mouth ridiculously blue. You, in revenge, immediately seduce him and begin to give him a blowjob, but before climax you stop, withdraw your mouth and shove a tiny white smurfs hat over his bell end. Resulting in a sexually frustrated randy turk, with a dick that looks like papa smurf.

Akan "yea i though sarah was guna give me some of the good stuff, but my dick fully got turkish smurf jobbed"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

Turkish Rag

A turkish rag is when you fart all over your hand, and then smear the hand you farted on all over somebody elses face, making their face smell like asshole, and lowering their self esteem.

Cameren was sitting on the bed pondering life, when he received a Turkish Rag from Shawn.

by Rigginsss December 23, 2009