Trouser Trout

When a man has intercourse with a nasty, rank, woman's vagina and proceeds to not shower within a 5 hour period, therefore causing his dick to smell like a rotten fish.

Jeff suffered from some mean Trouser Trout after that night with the lot-lizard!

by Butler Butt Clogger March 16, 2012

Troutsnout

A man who has a mustache for the sole purpose of going down on a woman, not washing his face, and smelling her on the mustache all day.

Most state patrol men have a troutsnout.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

TroutPizza

Trout pizza is a sexual disease that you catch when you hook up with fishy people

like yea i was hooking up with this girl the other day till i found out she had troutpizza

by wheeeeou March 30, 2015

Troutflop

When a doctor has you drop your trousers for a prostate check.

The doctor asked me to troutflop. I hate that exam.

by UC_Chill July 25, 2016

trout sandwich

A sexual encounter with two elderly ladies.

Timmy mowed the lawn at the old folks home and was rewarded with a trout sandwich.

by Bombay corndogger July 4, 2017

trout clit

A woman who's pussy smells like trout

If it taste like trout then get the hell out. If it tastes like chicken then keep on licken, hey she's a trout clit

by Lazerxvenom August 14, 2017

Trouting

Rather than use a hamster with teeth and claws that can cause internal damage, one shoves a 6-11" rainbow trout up their anus. Trout are preferred as they are soft-rayed fish and come self lubricated. Trout have a natural tendency to swim upstream to spawn and their struggles will delight.

Jeff, Doug, and Mike mistakenly used spiney-rayed catfish while trouting each other and had to go to the clinic for removal before they rotted. It was quite a site as 42 kittens, lured by the smell, followed them there.

by JWILD1 December 19, 2018